The Writing on the Stall Tickets

Following two sold-out Off-Broadway runs and selection as a New York Times critic's pick, Caitlin Cook's bathroom graffiti musical makes its Asylum debut! Confessional, immersive, and uproariously funny, this one-of-a-kind show—literally set in a dive bar bathroom—transforms stall scribbles into the lyrics of Cook's original songs and trail markers along her journey. Through these irreverent, poignant, and often obscene messages, Cook reckons with our shared humanity and what we owe each other. May include: slingshotted panties, milk pistols, and a cowboy dick (complete, with spurs!).

"Inventive and hilarious" — David Cross

"Funny and fabulous" — Catherine Cohen

"If you aren't already worshipping her, start now" — Ilana Glazer

"Go see this show" — Michael Che

"The gold standard of musical comedy" — The New York Times

"Hilarious, poignant, and highly recommended" — Broadway World

"Delightfully irreverent, gleefully vulgar, slyly intellectual" — TheaterMania

Enter the bathroom at your own risk: not all the graffiti in this bathroom is humorous or light-hearted. This show touches on such topics as death, suicidal thoughts, sex, disordered eating, and illustrated genitals (e.g. cowboy dicks and very fancy vaginas).